nova bonk bot
all commands. type them in bonk.io chat. owner-only and admin-only are marked.
nova <question> to talk to the bot. casino games auto-start on !bot bj <bet> — once you're in a hand, just say hit or stand (no prefix needed). prefer typing? open 🖥️ /console — runs every command from a real terminal, no chat rate limits, tab-autocomplete on all 250+ commands.
chat
talk to the bot directly.
nova <question>ask the bot anything. it has opinions.public!bot ask <question>same as above with the bot prefix.public!bot summary·!bot recapshort recap of recent chat.public
mini-games
fast one-liners. all public.
!bot 8ball <q>magic 8-ball.public!bot coinflip a coin.public!bot roll [N]roll a dice (default d20).public!bot rps R/P/Srock paper scissors.public!bot pick A | B | Cpick one of the choices.public!bot numberguess-the-number game.public!bot wyrwould-you-rather.public!bot ship X Yship two players.public!bot rate <X> <category>rate something /10.public!bot tier <cat> <items>tierlist.public!bot top10 <category>top 10 list.public!bot fortunefortune-cookie line.public
quiz · hangman · polls
!bot quiz easy|medium|hard10 timed multiple-choice questions.publicA / B / C / Danswer the active quiz question.public!bot quiz scores·!bot quiz revealscoreboard / reveal answer.public!bot quiz next·!bot quiz stop·!bot quiz resetcontrol the running quiz.admin!bot hangman startstarts a random word.public!bot hangman <word>start with custom word.admin!bot hangman scores·!bot hangman stopscores / end the round.admin (stop)!bot poll Q | A | B | Ccreate a poll.public!bot vote <n>vote on the active poll.public
casino
virtual currency only. starts at 500. !bot daily for free 200/day. only ONE player can play blackjack/roulette/slots at a time — others wait. lottery is open to everyone always.
!bot bal [player]balance check.public!bot dailyclaim 200 every 22h.public!bot bj <bet>deal a blackjack hand.publichit·stand·doublecontrol your active hand. no!botprefix needed once a hand is open.public!bot roulette <bet> red|black|even|odd|low|high|0-36spin the wheel.public!bot slots <bet>3-reel slots.public!bot lotto <amount>buy lottery tickets.public!bot lotto statuscurrent pot / players.public!bot lotto drawdraw a winner.owner!bot leaderboardposts a link to the live leaderboard page.public!bot stats [player]lifetime W/L per game, plus borrowed/repaid.public
earn money (non-casino)
cooldown-limited income sources. don't gamble it all back.
!bot daily+200 every 22h. builds streak — bigger bonuses each day.public!bot streakcurrent daily streak.public!bot work·!bot jobrandom side gig. 30m cooldown, 40-240.public!bot beg5m cooldown. small or nothing.public!bot fish2m cooldown. up to GOLDEN KOI (2200).public!bot hunt4m cooldown. rabbit (30) to white moose (1800).public!bot dig10m cooldown. find buried treasure up to 4000.public!bot mine15m cooldown. coal to diamond.public!bot crime·!bot rob1h cooldown. risk vs reward.public!bot scratch [N]scratch-off tickets. 50 each, top prize 2500.public!bot scramblethen!bot solve <word>word puzzle. 60s.public!bot tip <player> <amount>·!bot transfer/send/paygive money to another player. quoted names work:!bot send "i'm kinda gud" 1000.public!bot farm·!bot plant <crop>·!bot harvestsee the farm page.public!bot quests3 daily quests, refresh every UTC day.public!bot achievementsbadge progress.public
multiplayer (browser)
every chat game has a multiplayer browser counterpart. login required on first visit (sets a password so others can't drain your funds).
!bot bjtable [buy-in]multiplayer blackjack — 6 seats, shared dealer, bet per hand.public!bot pokerroom [buy-in]texas hold'em — 2-6 seats, blinds 10/20, full hand evaluator.public!bot rouletteroom [buy-in]multiplayer roulette — up to 8 players bet on one wheel, auto-spin 30s after first bet.public!bot raceroomlive pet race — players pick a racer + bet, host starts, animated track.public!bot ttt [@player] [bet]tic-tac-toe — 2 player room, winner takes 2× bet.public!bot race <bet> <racer>·!bot racerssingle-player chat pet race + roster.public
cartel · debt · interest
debt accrues 2%/hr. bank earns 0.5%/hr. owe more than 2× your wealth + sit on it = cartel comes for you.
!bot interest·!bot ratesyour interest status, debt age, cartel ETA.public!bot cartel [player]risk level (none/low/medium/high/imminent) + debt-to-wealth ratio + grace remaining.public!bot heat·!bot cartel heatleaderboard of everyone on the cartel's radar, sorted by risk.public!bot bribe·!bot cartel bribepay 1.5× your debt in cash to instantly wipe it. heat off.public!bot snitch <player>·!bot cartel snitch <player>force-trigger cartel kill on someone. brutal.owner
cartel kill resets you to 500 starter chips and wipes balance + bank + debt. grace timer scales with debt size — 100 debt = 2hr grace, 10000 = 30min. ratio above 5× cuts grace further.
multiplayer (chat — group games)
these stay in chat because they're inherently chat-based.
!bot quiz easy|medium|hard10-question quiz everyone answers in chat.public!bot hangmanclassic group hangman.public!bot poll <q> | a | b | cgroup polls.public!bot lotto <amount>community lottery pot.public!bot heist start <stake>coop heist. 60s window for others to join.public
pets
buy a pet, feed it, level it up. it earns money while you're offline. live view: /pets.
!bot petsshop. hamster (80) → dragon (3000).public!bot buypet <type> [name]buy and name your pet.public!bot pet [player]view yours or someone else's pet.public!bot feed25 coins, restores hunger, +xp.public!bot petclaim·!bot claimcollect idle income (caps at 12h).public!bot petname <new name>rename.public!bot sellpetsell back at 50% + level bonus.public
stocks
prices update every minute, drift + random shocks. live: /stocks.
!bot stocks·!bot marketcurrent prices for all 7 tickers.public!bot buy <sym> <qty>buy shares. qty can be 'all'.public!bot sell <sym> <qty>qty can be 'all' or 'half'.public!bot portfolio [player]your shares + current value.public!bot setprice <sym> <price|auto>override real-world price.autoreturns to live feed.owner
items · inventory
consumable boosts. lucky rod, lockpick, metal detector, etc.
!bot shopitem shop with prices + effects.public!bot buy-item <key>e.g.!bot buy-item lucky-rod.public!bot inv·!bot inventory [player]what you have.public
quests · achievements
!bot quests3 daily quests. auto-complete as you play.public!bot achievements·!bot ach17 badges to collect.public
bank · loans · debt
deposits are safe from gambling. loans add to your debt with a 20% fee. max debt 5000.
!bot bank [player]show bank, balance, debt at a glance.public!bot deposit <amount|all|half>move balance into the bank. safe from losses.public!bot withdraw <amount|all|half>move bank back to balance.public!bot loan <amount>borrow into balance. min 10, max single loan 2000, 20% fee added to debt.public!bot repay <amount|all|half>pay debt down from balance.public!bot debt [player]how much you owe.public!bot forgive <player>wipe a player's debt.owner
farm
plant crops, wait, harvest, sell. 11 crop tiers from quick-flip berry to long-game diamond rose. live view: /farm (click-to-plant + click-to-harvest).
!bot farm [player]see your (or someone's) farm + link to the live page.public!bot crops·!bot seedslist crop types, costs, sell prices, grow times.public!bot plant <crop>plant in the next empty slot. costs the seed price.public!bot harvest [slot]harvest everything ready, or just one slot.public!bot upgrade-farmadd a slot. cost scales: 250 → 400 → 640 → ...public
| crop | cost | sell | grow | profit |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🫐 berry | 5 | 10 | 45s | +5 |
| 🌾 wheat | 10 | 18 | 1m | +8 |
| 🌽 corn | 40 | 80 | 5m | +40 |
| 🥔 potato | 70 | 165 | 10m | +95 |
| 🍓 strawberry | 120 | 280 | 15m | +160 |
| 🥕 carrot | 200 | 480 | 20m | +280 |
| 🍉 watermelon | 350 | 900 | 45m | +550 |
| 🍇 grapes | 500 | 1300 | 1h | +800 |
| 🎃 pumpkin | 700 | 2000 | 2h | +1300 |
| 🍄 truffle | 1500 | 5000 | 4h | +3500 |
| 💎 diamond rose | 5000 | 18000 | 8h | +13000 |
ai providers
4 backends: Pollinations (free), Ollama (local), Codex (your subscription), Cloudflare. Auto-routes by health.
!bot ai·!bot providerslist providers with health scores + which is locked.public!bot provider <name>·!bot use <name>pin one (pollinations/ollama/codex/cloudflare) or 'auto' to release.owner
aliases · triggers · world events
!bot alias <name> = <expansion>e.g.!bot alias tip100 = tip wam 100. Then!bot tip100expands.owner!bot aliases·!bot unalias <name>list / clear aliases.owner!bot trigger add <event> [match] = <action>events: join, leave, mention, win-bj, lose-bj, round-start, round-end. Action can besay ...or any owner command.{user}substitutes.owner!bot triggers·!bot trigger remove <id>·!bot trigger clearmanage triggers.owner!bot world·!bot eventcurrent world event + countdown to next.public!bot world list·!bot world fire <key>list events / force-fire. Keys: rain, drought, bull-run, crash, fish-frenzy, lucky-day, tax-day.owner (fire)!bot mystery [player]force-spawn a mystery box.owner
easter eggs · hidden
!bot vibecheckroom mood + chat velocity + active event.public!bot rng·!bot luckrandom luck rating 1-1000 with verdict.public!bot doomforce a market crash. melodramatic.owner!bot konami↑↑↓↓←→←→BA. +1989 for the owner.owner
memory
what the bot remembers about you and the room.
!bot facts [player]notes the bot has on a player.public!bot opinionsstored takes the bot has.public!bot define <term>look up a stored definition.public!bot bff <player>who they talk to most.public!bot remember <player> <fact>save a fact about a player.admin!bot influence <topic> = <stance>set the bot's opinion. when wambar runs it the opinion is LOCKED — bot can't be talked out of it.admin (locks for owner)!bot define <term> = <meaning>teach the bot a word.admin!bot forget <topic>·!bot forget player <name>drop an opinion / a player's notes.admin!bot nick <player> <nickname>force-rename what the AI calls a player. quoted names OK.owner!bot nicks·!bot unnick <player>list / clear nicknames.owner
room control
!bot start·!bot stopstart / stop the round (host only).public, cooldown!bot status·!bot hostshow host / room state.public!bot say <message>make the bot say something.admin!bot kick <player>·!bot ban <player>remove a player (host only).admin!bot leavebot leaves the room.admin!bot mock <player>·!bot unmockecho their messages back.admin!bot mute <player>·!bot unmute <player>stop / resume bot replies to a player.admin!bot quiet·!bot speaksilence / unsilence the bot's chatter.admin!bot listen me·!bot listen everyoneaudience mode.owner!bot map <search>search and pick a map.admin
owner
wambar only. these set the bot's identity, mint admins, and adjust balances.
!bot iam <statement>free-text persona ("iam gud, 14, from jersey"). overrides the default nova persona.owner!bot nick <player> <nick>force-rename what the AI calls a player. supports quoted names:!bot nick "i'm kinda gud" gud.owner!bot nicks·!bot unnick <player>list / clear nicknames.owner!bot setname <name>·!bot rename <name>·!bot name <name>change what the bot calls itself.owner!bot setage <age>override the bot's age.owner!bot setfact <key> = <value>add any owner-truth fact (school, city, favorite anything).owner!bot identity·!bot whoamishow all owner overrides.public read!bot clear-identity [key]reset one or all overrides.owner!bot give <player> <amount>add (or subtract with negative) money to a player's balance.owner!bot deduct <player> <amount>·!bot takesubtract from balance (alias for give negative).owner!bot wipe <player>zero out their balance + bank + debt.owner!bot remove <player>delete player entirely from leaderboard, pet, farm, stocks, items, quests, achievements.owner!bot resetpw <player>clear web password so they can re-register at /game or /blackjack.owner!bot whoclaimed <name>·!bot whoischeck if a username is registered for web games.public!bot promote <player> [admin|owner]·!bot demote <player>manage admins.owner!bot adminslist current admins.public!bot friend <player>send a bonk friend request.owner!bot lotto drawforce a lottery draw.owner!bot budgetcloudflare AI budget remaining today.owner!bot force-play [seconds]bypass match-active check, force the gameplay-brain to send keystrokes for N seconds.owner!bot gpdiag·!bot gameplay-diagdump gameplay state — what keys it last sent, why it might be skipping.owner