nova bonk bot

chat

talk to the bot directly.

• nova <question>ask the bot anything. it has opinions.public
• !bot ask <question>same as above with the bot prefix.public
• !bot summary · !bot recapshort recap of recent chat.public

mini-games

fast one-liners. all public.

• !bot 8ball <q>magic 8-ball.public
• !bot coinflip a coin.public
• !bot roll [N]roll a dice (default d20).public
• !bot rps R/P/Srock paper scissors.public
• !bot pick A | B | Cpick one of the choices.public
• !bot numberguess-the-number game.public
• !bot wyrwould-you-rather.public
• !bot ship X Yship two players.public
• !bot rate <X> <category>rate something /10.public
• !bot tier <cat> <items>tierlist.public
• !bot top10 <category>top 10 list.public
• !bot fortunefortune-cookie line.public

quiz · hangman · polls

• !bot quiz easy|medium|hard10 timed multiple-choice questions.public
• A / B / C / Danswer the active quiz question.public
• !bot quiz scores · !bot quiz revealscoreboard / reveal answer.public
• !bot quiz next · !bot quiz stop · !bot quiz resetcontrol the running quiz.admin
• !bot hangman startstarts a random word.public
• !bot hangman <word>start with custom word.admin
• !bot hangman scores · !bot hangman stopscores / end the round.admin (stop)
• !bot poll Q | A | B | Ccreate a poll.public
• !bot vote <n>vote on the active poll.public

casino

virtual currency only. starts at 1,000. !bot daily for free 200/day. !bot wheel for 50 → 1M once per day (resets midnight EST). only ONE player can play blackjack/roulette/slots at a time — others wait. lottery is open to everyone always.

• !bot bal [player]balance check.public
• !bot dailyclaim 200 every 22h.public
• !bot weeklyclaim 2,500 every 7 days.public
• !bot monthlyclaim 15,000 every 30 days.public
• !bot bj <bet>deal a blackjack hand.public
• hit · stand · doublecontrol your active hand. no !bot prefix needed once a hand is open.public
• !bot roulette <bet> red|black|even|odd|low|high|0-36spin the wheel.public
• !bot slots <bet>3-reel slots.public
• !bot lotto <amount>buy lottery tickets.public
• !bot lotto statuscurrent pot / players.public
• !bot lotto drawdraw a winner.owner
• !bot leaderboardposts a link to the live leaderboard page.public
• !bot stats [player]lifetime W/L per game, plus borrowed/repaid.public

earn money (non-casino)

cooldown-limited income sources. don't gamble it all back.

• !bot daily+200 every 22h. builds streak — bigger bonuses each day.public
• !bot wheel · !bot spin🎡 daily wheel. 50 → 1,000,000 coins. spin on the website. ONE spin per day — resets midnight EST.public
• !bot weekly+2,500 every 7 days.public
• !bot monthly+15,000 every 30 days.public
• !bot streakcurrent daily streak.public
• !bot work · !bot jobrandom side gig. 30m cooldown, 40-240.public
• !bot beg5m cooldown. small or nothing.public
• !bot fish2m cooldown. up to GOLDEN KOI (2200).public
• !bot hunt4m cooldown. rabbit (30) to white moose (1800).public
• !bot dig10m cooldown. find buried treasure up to 4000.public
• !bot mine15m cooldown. coal to diamond.public
• !bot crime1h cooldown. street stuff. risk vs reward.public
• !bot rob <player>jump another player — actually takes coins from them. shares 1h crime cooldown.public
• !bot scratch [N]scratch-off tickets. 50 each, top prize 2500.public
• !bot scramble then !bot solve <word>word puzzle. 60s.public
• !bot tip <player> <amount> · !bot transfer/send/paygive money to another player. quoted names work: !bot send "i'm kinda gud" 1000.public
• !bot farm · !bot plant <crop> · !bot harvestsee the farm page.public
• !bot quests3 daily quests, refresh every UTC day.public
• !bot achievementsbadge progress.public

multiplayer (browser)

every chat game has a multiplayer browser counterpart. login required on first visit (sets a password so others can't drain your funds).

• !bot bjtable [buy-in]multiplayer blackjack — 6 seats, shared dealer, bet per hand.public
• !bot pokerroom [buy-in]texas hold'em — 2-6 seats, blinds 10/20, full hand evaluator.public
• !bot rouletteroom [buy-in]multiplayer roulette — up to 8 players bet on one wheel, auto-spin 30s after first bet.public
• !bot raceroomlive pet race — players pick a racer + bet, host starts, animated track.public
• !bot ttt [@player] [bet]tic-tac-toe — 2 player room, winner takes 2× bet.public
• !bot race <bet> <racer> · !bot racerssingle-player chat pet race + roster.public

cartel · debt · interest

debt accrues 2%/hr. bank earns 0.5%/hr. owe more than 2× your wealth + sit on it = cartel comes for you.

• !bot interest · !bot ratesyour interest status, debt age, cartel ETA.public
• !bot cartel [player]risk level (none/low/medium/high/imminent) + debt-to-wealth ratio + grace remaining.public
• !bot heat · !bot cartel heatleaderboard of everyone on the cartel's radar, sorted by risk.public
• !bot bribe · !bot cartel bribepay 1.5× your debt in cash to instantly wipe it. heat off.public
• !bot snitch <player> · !bot cartel snitch <player>force-trigger cartel kill on someone. brutal.owner

cartel kill resets you to 1,000 starter chips and wipes balance + bank + debt + your stock portfolio (anti-stash). pets/homes/biz survive (those were earned legit). grace timer scales with debt size — 100 debt = 2hr grace, 10000 = 30min. ratio above 5× cuts grace further.

life-sim · family · death · insurance 🩸

marry, have kids, buy life insurance, hire a hitman, gamble property, end it all. real consequences — death wipes your family. you must own a home before you can marry.

• !bot suicide confirm · !bot kms confirminstant cartel-style death — wipes balance + bank, clears debt, family wiped, restart at 1,000. insurance pays scaled by policy age: 5% at <1 day, 50% at 7 days, 100% at 14+ days — suicide-then-claim no longer pays out.public
• !bot family · !bot kidsview your spouse + kids + per-minute upkeep.public
• !bot partnerslist NPC marriage options (10 partners, 50K → 5M).public
• !bot marry <npc>marry an NPC instantly. need a home first. e.g. !bot marry Mia.public
• !bot propose <player>propose to another player. they have 10min to !bot accept or !bot reject.public
• !bot accept · !bot rejectrespond to a pending proposal.public
• !bot divorcesplit assets 50/50 with spouse (or pay alimony to NPC). child support starts after if you have kids.public
• !bot havekid [name] · !bot adopt25K + 30min cooldown. each kid adds 30/min upkeep.public
• !bot collegefund deposit <kid> <amt>put money into kid's college fund.public
• !bot collegefund withdraw <kid> <amt>pull from college fund.public
• !bot collegefund gamble <kid> <amt>YOLO the college fund — 48% double, 52% lose. they will remember this.public
• !bot hitman <target> <amount> · !bot hit <target> <amt>put a hit on ANY player (incl. family). min 50K. higher pay = better odds (25-85%). success = cartel-kill applied. 24h cooldown per target.public
• !bot insurance buy <coverage>policy on yourself. premium = coverage/1000 per min. pays spouse if married, else self on respawn.public
• !bot insurance buy-on <family-member> <coverage>policy on a kid or spouse. YOU collect when they die. spouse name or kid name (from !bot family).public
• !bot insurance statuslist ALL your active policies (yours + ones bought on you by others).public
• !bot insurance cancel <id>cancel a policy YOU own (id from /insurance status).public
• !bot gamblehome <id>coin-flip a home — 48% win 2× cash, 52% lose the home.public
• !bot gamblebiz <id>coin-flip a business — same odds.public

upkeep: spouse 50/min, each kid +30/min. charged on the 5min interest tick from balance → bank → debt. can't pay = auto-divorce + 100/min/kid child support forever. cartel-kill or hitman success wipes the whole family — but the oldest kid INHERITS your estate AND 100% of your debt (was 50% — closed the spawn-kid-then-die laundromat). no kid = full wipe.

drama · bounty · tabloid · credit 📰

public-stakes social mechanics. anyone can stack money on a target's head, plant rumors that drop stocks or break marriages, loan to peers (with consequences for defaulting).

• !bot bounty list · !bot bbsee active bounties on the board.public
• !bot bounty post <target> <amt>stack money on a player. min 5K. successful hitman kill on bountied target = killer collects whole pot.public
• !bot bounty cancel <target>pull your contribution back if no one's collected yet.public
• !bot tabloid stock <TICKER> <amt>drops the stock 5-15% for 5min. min 25K. bigger payment = bigger drop.public
• !bot tabloid marriage <player> <amt>scandalize a couple. min 50K. 3 hits within 24h = forced auto-divorce.public
• !bot credit [player] · !bot scoreview credit score (0-1000) + active IOUs. starts at 700.public
• !bot iou offer <player> <amt> [hours]peer loan, funds transfer immediately. due in N hours (default 24, max 168).public
• !bot iou repay <id>pay off your active IOU. on-time = +15 credit. defaulting = -80 + public broadcast.public
• !bot iou list · !bot iousyour active loans (yours + owed to you).public
• !bot witness status · !bot wpwitness protection eligibility + cost.public
• !bot witness enterenroll: 30% of net liquid (50K min), wipes debt, 24h hit immunity. need 3+ cartel deaths OR 100K+ debt to qualify.public
• !bot witness expose <player> <amt>break someone's protection. min 100K. base 40% success, scales with payment up to 90%. failure = lost cash.public
• !bot faction listall 4 cartels (🌞 El Sol, 🐍 Koba, 🔧 Rust, 👻 Phantoms) + member counts + treasuries.public
• !bot faction viewyour cartel + boss + your donations.public
• !bot faction join <key>join a cartel (key = el-sol/koba/rust/phantoms). 7d switch cooldown.public
• !bot faction leaveleave your cartel.public
• !bot faction donate <amt>donate to your cartel's treasury (1K min). top donor = boss.public
• !bot faction payout <member> <amt>BOSS only. pay out from treasury to a member.public
• !bot lawsuit list · !bot courtall open lawsuits with claim amounts + verdict timers.public
• !bot lawsuit file <defendant> <claim> <reason> · !bot sue <p> <c> <r>file lawsuit. 5% filing fee, 24h verdict, 50/50 base odds. claim caps at defendant net worth + 1M. winners only collect what the defendant could actually pay (rest becomes defendant debt, collected slowly via interest grind — no instant mint on collusive judgments). frivolous lawsuits tank credit by 30.public
• !bot lawsuit settle <id>DEFENDANT only. settle out-of-court for 50% of claim before verdict.public
• !bot lawsuit drop <id>PLAINTIFF only. drop your lawsuit (filing fee NOT refunded).public
• !bot arrest · !bot jailview jail status, time remaining, bail amount.public
• !bot arrest bail · !bot bailpay bail to walk free immediately. cost: 5% of net worth, min 1K.public
• !bot arrest escape · !bot escape30% base success (lower with each fail). fail = +5min sentence + bail goes up 50%.public

arrest: failed crime → 30% arrest chance. failed rob → 40%. sentence 10-30min. while jailed: blocked from work/fish/hunt/dig/mine/beg/crime/rob/blackjack/slots/roulette/lotto/derby/bet/marry/havekid/hitman/bounty/lawsuit/tabloid/iou. you can still see status + post bail + try escape.

credit effects: 850+ = 2× loan cap · 750+ = 1.5× · 600+ = 1× · 400+ = 0.5× · <400 = 0.25×. under 300 blocks marriage. pay your debts.

multiplayer (chat — group games)

these stay in chat because they're inherently chat-based.

• !bot quiz easy|medium|hard10-question quiz everyone answers in chat.public
• !bot hangmanclassic group hangman.public
• !bot poll <q> | a | b | cgroup polls.public
• !bot lotto <amount>community lottery pot.public
• !bot heist targets4 targets — corner store (60% / 1.5x), armored truck (40% / 2.5x), mansion (30% / 3.5x), federal reserve (15% / 6x). multipliers tuned so EV ≤ 1 — heists are gambling with friends, not free mint.public
• !bot heist start <stake> [target]plan a heist. 60s window for others to /heist join. need 2-8 crew. higher target = riskier + bigger payout.public
• !bot heist join · /heist joinjoin the active crew before the 60s window closes.public
• !bot heist statuscurrent heist info if one's running.public

homes 🏘️

13 tiers from 🛖 shack (5K, 5/min) to 🌆 skyscraper (500M, 230K/min). Pure passive income — own up to 50, claim every 24h max. Live shop: /homes.

• !bot homeslist yours + total income.public
• !bot homeshopall 13 home types with prices.public
• !bot buyhome <type>e.g. !bot buyhome mansion. own as many as you can afford (50 max).public
• !bot sellhome <id>sell back at 50% refund + any unclaimed idle.public
• !bot homeclaimcollect idle income from ALL your homes (24h cap).public

businesses 🏢

12 tiers from 🍋 lemonade-stand (10K) to 🏢 mega-corp (1B). Active management — needs employees + stock to earn. Restock often or revenue stops. Live: /businesses.

• !bot businesses · !bot bizlist yours, status, stock, employees.public
• !bot bizshopall 12 business types with prices + employee caps.public
• !bot buybiz <type>e.g. !bot buybiz coffee-shop. starts with 0 emp + 0 stock.public
• !bot hire <id> [n]hire employees. costs 2% of business cost each.public
• !bot fire <id> [n]fire employees.public
• !bot restock <id> <units>buy stock. each emp uses 1 stock per minute. without stock = no revenue.public
• !bot bizclaimcollect revenue from ALL your businesses (12h cap).public
• !bot sellbiz <id>sell at 50% refund.public

pets

24 tiers from 🐜 ant (50 coins, 1-2/min) to ✨ omniscient (400B coins, 650K-1.3M/SEC). Tiers 1-12 earn per minute, tiers 13-24 earn every second. Hunger drops gently — feed daily. 24h idle cap. Live shop: /pets.

• !bot petsfull shop with all 24 tiers.public
• !bot buypet <type> [name]e.g. !bot buypet wolf Fang.public
• !bot pet [player]view yours or someone else's pet.public
• !bot feed25 coins, restores hunger, +xp.public
• !bot petclaim · !bot claimcollect idle income (24h cap).public
• !bot petname <new name>rename.public
• !bot sellpetsell back at 50% + level bonus.public

stocks · crypto

78 tickers across 11 categories: tech, semis, software, finance, consumer, energy, industry, health, ETFs, crypto, meme. Real Yahoo prices, 60s tick, 6h of intraday history seeded on bot start. Live: /stocks (search + category tabs).

• !bot stocks · !bot marketall tickers grouped by category with prices + change.public
• !bot buy <sym> <qty>buy shares. qty can be 'all'. e.g. !bot buy BTC 0.1, !bot buy NVDA 50.public
• !bot sell <sym> <qty>qty can be 'all' or 'half'. 1% sell fee + 5min hold before you can sell what you just bought (anti-arb on world events).public
• !bot portfolio [player]your shares + current value.public
• !bot setprice <sym> <price|auto>override real-world price. auto returns to live feed.owner

Categories: 💻 tech (NVDA, AAPL, MSFT, GOOG, META, AMZN, TSLA) · 🔌 semis (AMD, AVGO, INTC, QCOM, MU, TSM, ASML) · 🧩 software (ORCL, CRM, ADBE, NFLX, PLTR, SHOP, UBER) · 🏦 finance (JPM, BAC, GS, V, MA, PYPL, COIN) · 🛒 consumer · ⛽ energy · 🏭 industry · 💊 health · 📊 ETF (SPY, QQQ, GLD, ARKK, …) · 🪙 crypto (BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP, …) · 🐸 meme (DOGE, SHIB, PEPE, WIF, BONK, FLOKI)

sports betting live ESPN

free real-time scores from ESPN. NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL/UFC/NCAA/Premier League/La Liga/MLS. Place bet → auto-settles when game ends.

• !bot sportslist 10 leagues.public
• !bot sports <league>today's games for that league with live scores + ESPN moneylines.public
• !bot bet <eventId> <home|away> <amount>place a bet (10 - 100K). max 5 open bets at a time. payout via real moneyline odds.public
• !bot mybets · !bot betsyour open + recent settled bets.public

horse derby

6 horses with payout multipliers from 1.5x (favorite, fastest) to 8x (longshot). Min bet 50, max 50K.

• !bot horsestoday's lineup + odds.public
• !bot derby <bet> <horse>e.g. !bot derby 1000 longshot. options: thunderbolt (1.5x), midnight (2x), silver-arrow (2.8x), wild-spirit (4x), lightning (5.5x), longshot (8x).public

items · inventory

consumable boosts. lucky rod, lockpick, metal detector, etc.

• !bot shopitem shop with prices + effects.public
• !bot buy-item <key>e.g. !bot buy-item lucky-rod.public
• !bot inv · !bot inventory [player]what you have.public

quests · achievements

• !bot quests3 daily quests. auto-complete as you play.public
• !bot achievements · !bot ach17 badges to collect.public

bank · loans · debt

bank starts with a 5K limit (deposit cap). Upgradeable. You start with 3 loan slots; full repayment frees them all. Debt accrues 2%/hr; bank pays 0.5%/hr. Loans add a 20% fee on borrow.

• !bot bank [player]balance + bank/limit + debt + loan slots used.public
• !bot deposit <amount|all|half>deposit. caps at bank limit (auto-truncates).public
• !bot withdraw <amount|all|half>move bank back to balance.public
• !bot loan <amount>borrow. uses 1 loan slot. min 10, max single = max(2K, 75% of net worth). 20% fee.public
• !bot repay <amount|all|half>repay debt. full repay → frees ALL slots.public
• !bot debt [player]current debt + max next loan.public
• !bot upgrade-bankdoubles your bank limit. cost = half current limit. 5K → 10K (2.5K) → 20K (5K) → 40K → ... ceiling 10B.public
• !bot upgrade-loans+1 loan slot. max 20 slots. cost scales 3x: 2.5K → 7.5K → 22.5K → 67.5K → ...public
• !bot forgive <player>wipe a player's debt.owner
• !bot clear-loans <player>wipe debt AND free all used loan slots so they can borrow again.owner

farm

plant crops, wait, harvest, sell. 11 crop tiers from quick-flip berry to long-game diamond rose. live view: /farm (click-to-plant + click-to-harvest).

• !bot farm [player]see your (or someone's) farm + link to the live page.public
• !bot crops · !bot seedslist crop types, costs, sell prices, grow times.public
• !bot plant <crop>plant in the next empty slot. costs the seed price.public
• !bot harvest [slot]harvest everything ready, or just one slot.public
• !bot upgrade-farmadd a slot. cost scales: 250 → 400 → 640 → ...public

16 crops total. Slots scale 1K → 9.5M cost (max 15 slots). Idle cap = 24h.

ai providers

4 backends: Pollinations (free), Ollama (local), Codex (your subscription), Cloudflare. Auto-routes by health.

• !bot ai · !bot providerslist providers with health scores + which is locked.public
• !bot provider <name> · !bot use <name>pin one (pollinations/ollama/codex/cloudflare) or 'auto' to release.owner

aliases · triggers · world events

• !bot alias <name> = <expansion>e.g. !bot alias tip100 = tip wam 100. Then !bot tip100 expands.owner
• !bot aliases · !bot unalias <name>list / clear aliases.owner
• !bot trigger add <event> [match] = <action>events: join, leave, mention, win-bj, lose-bj, round-start, round-end. Action can be say ... or any owner command. {user} substitutes.owner
• !bot triggers · !bot trigger remove <id> · !bot trigger clearmanage triggers.owner
• !bot world · !bot eventcurrent world event + countdown to next.public
• !bot world list · !bot world fire <key>list events / force-fire. Keys: rain, drought, bull-run, crash, fish-frenzy, lucky-day, tax-day.owner (fire)
• !bot mystery [player]force-spawn a mystery box.owner

easter eggs · hidden

• !bot vibecheckroom mood + chat velocity + active event.public
• !bot rng · !bot luckrandom luck rating 1-1000 with verdict.public
• !bot doomforce a market crash. melodramatic.owner
• !bot konami↑↑↓↓←→←→BA. +1989 for the owner.owner

memory

what the bot remembers about you and the room.

• !bot facts [player]notes the bot has on a player.public
• !bot opinionsstored takes the bot has.public
• !bot define <term>look up a stored definition.public
• !bot bff <player>who they talk to most.public
• !bot remember <player> <fact>save a fact about a player.admin
• !bot influence <topic> = <stance>set the bot's opinion. when wambar runs it the opinion is LOCKED — bot can't be talked out of it.admin (locks for owner)
• !bot define <term> = <meaning>teach the bot a word.admin
• !bot forget <topic> · !bot forget player <name>drop an opinion / a player's notes.admin
• !bot nick <player> <nickname>force-rename what the AI calls a player. quoted names OK.owner
• !bot nicks · !bot unnick <player>list / clear nicknames.owner

room control

• !bot start · !bot stopstart / stop the round (host only).public, cooldown
• !bot status · !bot hostshow host / room state.public
• !bot say <message>make the bot say something.admin
• !bot kick <player> · !bot ban <player>remove a player (host only).admin
• !bot leavebot leaves the room.admin
• !bot mock <player> · !bot unmockecho their messages back.admin
• !bot mute <player> · !bot unmute <player>stop / resume bot replies to a player.admin
• !bot quiet · !bot speaksilence / unsilence the bot's chatter.admin
• !bot listen me · !bot listen everyoneaudience mode.owner
• !bot map <search>search and pick a map.admin

owner

wambar only. these set the bot's identity, mint admins, and adjust balances.

• !bot iam <statement>free-text persona ("iam gud, 14, from jersey"). overrides the default nova persona.owner
• !bot nick <player> <nick>force-rename what the AI calls a player. supports quoted names: !bot nick "i'm kinda gud" gud.owner
• !bot nicks · !bot unnick <player>list / clear nicknames.owner
• !bot setname <name> · !bot rename <name> · !bot name <name>change what the bot calls itself.owner
• !bot setage <age>override the bot's age.owner
• !bot setfact <key> = <value>add any owner-truth fact (school, city, favorite anything).owner
• !bot identity · !bot whoamishow all owner overrides.public read
• !bot clear-identity [key]reset one or all overrides.owner
• !bot give <player> <amount>add (or subtract with negative) money to a player's balance.owner
• !bot deduct <player> <amount> · !bot takesubtract from balance (alias for give negative).owner
• !bot wipe <player>zero out their balance + bank + debt.owner
• !bot remove <player>delete player entirely from leaderboard, pet, farm, stocks, items, quests, achievements.owner
• !bot resetpw <player>clear web password so they can re-register at /game or /blackjack.owner
• !bot whoclaimed <name> · !bot whoischeck if a username is registered for web games.public
• !bot promote <player> [admin|owner] · !bot demote <player>manage admins.owner
• !bot adminslist current admins.public
• !bot friend <player>send a bonk friend request.owner
• !bot lotto drawforce a lottery draw.owner
• !bot budgetcloudflare AI budget remaining today.owner
• !bot force-play [seconds]bypass match-active check, force the gameplay-brain to send keystrokes for N seconds.owner
• !bot gpdiag · !bot gameplay-diagdump gameplay state — what keys it last sent, why it might be skipping.owner