nova bonk bot

all commands. type them in bonk.io chat. owner-only and admin-only are marked.

public — anyone admin — promoted players owner — wambar only

quick start. say nova <question> to talk to the bot. casino games auto-start on !bot bj <bet> — once you're in a hand, just say hit or stand (no prefix needed).

chat

talk to the bot directly.

nova <question>ask the bot anything. it has opinions.public
!bot ask <question>same as above with the bot prefix.public
!bot summary · !bot recapshort recap of recent chat.public

mini-games

fast one-liners. all public.

!bot 8ball <q>magic 8-ball.public
!bot coinflip a coin.public
!bot roll [N]roll a dice (default d20).public
!bot rps R/P/Srock paper scissors.public
!bot pick A | B | Cpick one of the choices.public
!bot numberguess-the-number game.public
!bot wyrwould-you-rather.public
!bot ship X Yship two players.public
!bot rate <X> <category>rate something /10.public
!bot tier <cat> <items>tierlist.public
!bot top10 <category>top 10 list.public
!bot fortunefortune-cookie line.public

quiz · hangman · polls

!bot quiz easy|medium|hard10 timed multiple-choice questions.public
A / B / C / Danswer the active quiz question.public
!bot quiz scores · !bot quiz revealscoreboard / reveal answer.public
!bot quiz next · !bot quiz stop · !bot quiz resetcontrol the running quiz.admin
!bot hangman startstarts a random word.public
!bot hangman <word>start with custom word.admin
!bot hangman scores · !bot hangman stopscores / end the round.admin (stop)
!bot poll Q | A | B | Ccreate a poll.public
!bot vote <n>vote on the active poll.public

casino

virtual currency only. starts at 500. !bot daily for free 200/day. only ONE player can play blackjack/roulette/slots at a time — others wait. lottery is open to everyone always.

!bot bal [player]balance check.public
!bot dailyclaim 200 every 22h.public
!bot bj <bet>deal a blackjack hand.public
hit · stand · doublecontrol your active hand. no !bot prefix needed once a hand is open.public
!bot roulette <bet> red|black|even|odd|low|high|0-36spin the wheel.public
!bot slots <bet>3-reel slots.public
!bot lotto <amount>buy lottery tickets.public
!bot lotto statuscurrent pot / players.public
!bot lotto drawdraw a winner.owner
!bot leaderboardposts a link to the live leaderboard page.public
!bot stats [player]lifetime W/L per game, plus borrowed/repaid.public

earn money (non-casino)

cooldown-limited income sources. don't gamble it all back.

!bot daily+200 every 22h. builds streak — bigger bonuses each day.public
!bot streakcurrent daily streak.public
!bot work · !bot jobrandom side gig. 30m cooldown, 40-240.public
!bot beg5m cooldown. small or nothing.public
!bot fish2m cooldown. up to GOLDEN KOI (2200).public
!bot hunt4m cooldown. rabbit (30) to white moose (1800).public
!bot dig10m cooldown. find buried treasure up to 4000.public
!bot mine15m cooldown. coal to diamond.public
!bot crime · !bot rob1h cooldown. risk vs reward.public
!bot scratch [N]scratch-off tickets. 50 each, top prize 2500.public
!bot scramble then !bot solve <word>word puzzle. 60s.public
!bot tip <player> <amount>give money to another player.public
!bot farm · !bot plant <crop> · !bot harvestsee the farm page.public
!bot quests3 daily quests, refresh every UTC day.public
!bot achievementsbadge progress.public

multiplayer (browser)

every chat game has a multiplayer browser counterpart. login required on first visit (sets a password so others can't drain your funds).

!bot bjtable [buy-in]multiplayer blackjack — 6 seats, shared dealer, bet per hand.public
!bot pokerroom [buy-in]texas hold'em — 2-6 seats, blinds 10/20, full hand evaluator.public
!bot rouletteroom [buy-in]multiplayer roulette — up to 8 players bet on one wheel, auto-spin 30s after first bet.public
!bot raceroomlive pet race — players pick a racer + bet, host starts, animated track.public
!bot ttt [@player] [bet]tic-tac-toe — 2 player room, winner takes 2× bet.public

multiplayer (chat — group games)

these stay in chat because they're inherently chat-based.

!bot quiz easy|medium|hard10-question quiz everyone answers in chat.public
!bot hangmanclassic group hangman.public
!bot poll <q> | a | b | cgroup polls.public
!bot lotto <amount>community lottery pot.public
!bot heist start <stake>coop heist. 60s window for others to join.public

pets

buy a pet, feed it, level it up. it earns money while you're offline. live view: /pets.

!bot petsshop. hamster (80) → dragon (3000).public
!bot buypet <type> [name]buy and name your pet.public
!bot pet [player]view yours or someone else's pet.public
!bot feed25 coins, restores hunger, +xp.public
!bot petclaim · !bot claimcollect idle income (caps at 12h).public
!bot petname <new name>rename.public
!bot sellpetsell back at 50% + level bonus.public

stocks

prices update every minute, drift + random shocks. live: /stocks.

!bot stocks · !bot marketcurrent prices for all 7 tickers.public
!bot buy <sym> <qty>buy shares. qty can be 'all'.public
!bot sell <sym> <qty>qty can be 'all' or 'half'.public
!bot portfolio [player]your shares + current value.public
!bot setprice <sym> <price|auto>override real-world price. auto returns to live feed.owner

items · inventory

consumable boosts. lucky rod, lockpick, metal detector, etc.

!bot shopitem shop with prices + effects.public
!bot buy-item <key>e.g. !bot buy-item lucky-rod.public
!bot inv · !bot inventory [player]what you have.public

quests · achievements

!bot quests3 daily quests. auto-complete as you play.public
!bot achievements · !bot ach17 badges to collect.public

bank · loans · debt

deposits are safe from gambling. loans add to your debt with a 20% fee. max debt 5000.

!bot bank [player]show bank, balance, debt at a glance.public
!bot deposit <amount|all|half>move balance into the bank. safe from losses.public
!bot withdraw <amount|all|half>move bank back to balance.public
!bot loan <amount>borrow into balance. min 10, max single loan 2000, 20% fee added to debt.public
!bot repay <amount|all|half>pay debt down from balance.public
!bot debt [player]how much you owe.public
!bot forgive <player>wipe a player's debt.owner

farm

plant crops, wait, harvest, sell. live view: /farm.

!bot farm [player]see your (or someone's) farm + link to the live page.public
!bot crops · !bot seedslist crop types, costs, sell prices, grow times.public
!bot plant <crop>plant in the next empty slot. costs the seed price.public
!bot harvest [slot]harvest everything ready, or just one slot.public
!bot upgrade-farmadd a slot. cost scales: 250 → 400 → 640 → ...public

memory

what the bot remembers about you and the room.

!bot facts [player]notes the bot has on a player.public
!bot opinionsstored takes the bot has.public
!bot define <term>look up a stored definition.public
!bot bff <player>who they talk to most.public
!bot remember <player> <fact>save a fact about a player.admin
!bot influence <topic> = <stance>set the bot's opinion. when wambar runs it the opinion is LOCKED — bot can't be talked out of it.admin (locks for owner)
!bot define <term> = <meaning>teach the bot a word.admin
!bot forget <topic> · !bot forget player <name>drop an opinion / a player's notes.admin

room control

!bot start · !bot stopstart / stop the round (host only).public, cooldown
!bot status · !bot hostshow host / room state.public
!bot say <message>make the bot say something.admin
!bot kick <player> · !bot ban <player>remove a player (host only).admin
!bot leavebot leaves the room.admin
!bot mock <player> · !bot unmockecho their messages back.admin
!bot mute <player> · !bot unmute <player>stop / resume bot replies to a player.admin
!bot quiet · !bot speaksilence / unsilence the bot's chatter.admin
!bot listen me · !bot listen everyoneaudience mode.owner
!bot map <search>search and pick a map.admin

owner

wambar only. these set the bot's identity, mint admins, and adjust balances.

!bot iam <statement>free-text persona ("iam gud, 14, from jersey"). overrides the default nova persona.owner
!bot nick <player> <nick>force-rename what the AI calls a player. supports quoted names: !bot nick "i'm kinda gud" gud.owner
!bot nicks · !bot unnick <player>list / clear nicknames.owner
!bot setname <name> · !bot rename <name> · !bot name <name>change what the bot calls itself.owner
!bot setage <age>override the bot's age.owner
!bot setfact <key> = <value>add any owner-truth fact (school, city, favorite anything).owner
!bot identity · !bot whoamishow all owner overrides.public read
!bot clear-identity [key]reset one or all overrides.owner
!bot give <player> <amount>add (or subtract with negative) money to a player's balance.owner
!bot promote <player> [admin|owner] · !bot demote <player>manage admins.owner
!bot adminslist current admins.public
!bot friend <player>send a bonk friend request.owner
!bot lotto drawforce a lottery draw.owner
!bot budgetcloudflare AI budget remaining today.owner